Alas and alack, tomorrow 7-11 is celebrating its "birthday" (get it, tomorrow is July 11, 7/11) by giving away free Slurpees, which are, FYI, THE official beverages of summer according to me. White sangria comes second.
So why is their sorrow in Whoville when such a blessed day is almost upon us?
Because! According to the 7-11 Store Locator map, there are no 7-11s within a gazillion miles of here.
So, I guess while I am sulking tomorrow, I can console myself with Slurpeetainment. Ole.
So why is their sorrow in Whoville when such a blessed day is almost upon us?
Because! According to the 7-11 Store Locator map, there are no 7-11s within a gazillion miles of here.
So, I guess while I am sulking tomorrow, I can console myself with Slurpeetainment. Ole.
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